LOBDEN GOLF CLUB
WHITWORTH - LANCASHIRE
Welcome to the Official Website of Lobden Golf Club
Founded 17th May 1888
The Hon. President The Lord of the Manor of Rochdale
Results 2004
The Seduction of the Lobden Ladies
Whilst other ladies sit at home and knit
The Lobden Ladies get on their kit
They brave the gales, the hailstones too
Return to the clubhouse - battered and wet through.
After 18 holes they just collapse in a heap
Not anymore - extra attraction - John Keate!
Now don't get it wrong - he's not a bad looker
But what turns them on - is his skill with the cooker.
A nicer man you just can't hope to meet
His ma's recipe for meat pie is hard to beat
So even if the golf is bleak
We have the charms of our dear John Keate.
He has four dudes - he's teaching them the drill
Not doing bad are Steve, Martin, Kevin and Phil
But John soothes the pain of a really bad round
His sensual meals - sound as a pound.
And just when they think their satisfaction peaks
He serves caramel ice cream - oh how neat!
So many thanks to our dear John Keate
You make the Lobden Ladies quite complete!
Satisfied Lady Golfer
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Lobden Golf Club, Whitworth, Lancashire
Tel/Fax: 01706 343228. Email info@lobdengolfclub.co.uk